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				Never lie to a woman
			 
 thought this was pretty good. 
 Never Lie to a Woman
 A man called home to his wife and said, ' Honey I have been asked to go
 fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be
 gone for a week.
 
 This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting,
 so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set
 out my rod and
 fishing box, we're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house
 to pick my things up'
 
 ' Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. '
 
 The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
 exactly what her husband asked.
 
 The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good .
 The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
 
 He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
 didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?'
 
 You'll love the answer... The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your
 fishing box ...'
 
 Never Lie To A Woman...
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