S-B Angler of the Year - 2008 - Striper Talk Striped Bass Fishing, Surfcasting, Boating

JohnR · 02-25-2009, 12:05 PM

Without getting into the big drawn out battles like last year

when discussing who you would nominate for S-B Angler of the Year, let us have a names only nomination process that will last until midnight tonight.

Simple Rules:

Angler needs to be a member
Name only

I'll take these names and put up an anonymous poll.

Thanks,

John

Wished to have this up since the weekend but sick as a dog. Somebody from plugfest been infectin' people

Rappin Mikey · 02-25-2009, 12:22 PM

It's gotta be Redlight. Hands down.

The Dad Fisherman · 02-25-2009, 12:31 PM

Redlite.....not to be confused with Redlight

eelskimmer · 02-25-2009, 12:32 PM

It's gotta be Mr. Nice Guy--Tony Orlando.

RickBomba · 02-25-2009, 12:41 PM

Tossup between Redlite and TO.
I can't make the call, not voting (I don't want to hurt anybody's feelings). Or John, maybe you give one vote for me, one for Naked #^&#^&#^&#^&y.

cow tamer · 02-25-2009, 12:50 PM

Steve McKenna - fought through his medical condition to fish and fish well and fish often

t.orlando · 02-25-2009, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Rappin Mikey

It's gotta be Redlight. Hands down.

No-Brainer...........Literally too.

redcrbbr · 02-25-2009, 12:55 PM

tough call , ought to throw tynan into the hat too for an honorable mention.
If I had to vote...Redlight would be my choice.

Slipknot · 02-25-2009, 12:58 PM

Clammer

Slingah · 02-25-2009, 01:17 PM

redlite.......

bart · 02-25-2009, 01:34 PM

gotta be redlite. incredible year

JohnR · 02-25-2009, 01:35 PM

Just nominating names folks

fishaholic18 · 02-25-2009, 01:40 PM

Clammer

Slingah · 02-25-2009, 01:43 PM

here is another beameupscotty

Zeno · 02-25-2009, 02:09 PM

luds · 02-25-2009, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by luds

I don't know him that well myself but here are some things others have said. Might be him?

"Redlite is the father of every kid in this town!"
"Redlite once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!"
"One time I was with Redlite in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Redlite goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Redlite! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Redlite' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'"
"He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him!"
"His poop is used as currency in Argentina."
"He sweats Red Bull"
"He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health."
"He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony!"
"I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury."
"He sheds his skin once a year."
"He makes brooms somewhere in Georgia."
"He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Redlite!"
"I once saw him eat a whole live chicken."
"His favorite movie is 'One on One' with Robby Benson."
"He sleeps eight hours a night! ........ well, he was pretty normal when it came to that."
"Redlite was a two ton man-mountain who could palm a medicine ball!"
"Did I ever tell you about the time Redlite took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Redlite takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Redlite yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'"
"He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road."
"He taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child."
"He did all the makeup on the 'Planet of the Apes' movie."
"Redlite drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin.'"
"They say Gene Roddenbery got the idea for Star Trek from listening to Redlite talk in his sleep."
"He date raped David Bowie."
"He once inhaled a seagull."
"The Pope told him it was ok to have a mistress."
"It was the sight of Redlite's naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane."
"He once had sex with a cigarette machine."
"He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident."
"He uses the Shroud of Turin as a golf towel."
"He once ate the Bible while water skiing."
"He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls."
"He sired a baseball team.. an orchestra if you count the bastards!"
"You know, he would shoot whiskey into his neck with a syringe!"
"He has dandruff the size of mice!"
"He jogged with a fridge on his back!"
"Redlite was a 10 foot monster who slept with all our wives! And punched us all in the face! And we loved him for it!"
"He's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi."
"He orchestrated the merger between Unicef and Smith & Wessen."
"He went public with his own buttocks and made $7 million."
"Did I ever tell you about the time Redlite went hunting? Redlite decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machette. They all begged for their lives...except Fleagle."
"We once had a bachelor party for Redlite. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it."
"Redlite once hosted the Grammys and gave every award to Corey Hart."
"He has a toenail on the end of his penis."
"Redlite once got his wife pregnant and gave birth to a delicious 16 ounce steak. The after birth was sauteed mushrooms."
"Redlite's family crest is a picture of a baracudda eating Neil Armstrong."
"Redlite ranked 18th in the AP College Football Pool."
"Did I ever tell you about the time Redlite was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, Redlite chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews."
"He breastfeeds John Madden."
"Redlite named the group Sha-Na-Na. They did NOT want to be called that."
"If you drop a phonograph needle on Redlite's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' 'Pet Sounds.'"
"They use Redlite's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee stadium."
"Redlite directed that commercial where the women play basketball in high heels."
"All the 'Yes' album covers are Redlite family photos."
"He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom."
"Did I ever tell you about the time he taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Redlite said it would've happened sometime."
"Redlite's semen can form into a liquid human - like the guy from 'Terminator 2'"
"Redlite still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films."
"He thinks then iron man is gay."
"He framed Roger Rabbit."
"The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Redlite - except for the apple tree planting and not raping men."
"He gave a handjob to a manta ray."

steve · 02-25-2009, 02:36 PM

Redlite

Rocco34520 · 02-25-2009, 02:50 PM

Ill second the vote for Steve Mckenna. Great guy and a great fisherman.

Nebe · 02-25-2009, 04:17 PM

SPENCE. Hands down.

(this is for best dressed surf caster right?)

RIROCKHOUND · 02-25-2009, 04:19 PM

I vote for BI Jeff

(actually Redlite)

Circlehook · 02-25-2009, 04:20 PM

Redlite consistently dominated all year, from start to finish. No question he should get it.

Nebe · 02-25-2009, 04:21 PM

How about this guy..He is rarely seen in the shadows stalking the surf run bass of narragansett..

nightfighter · 02-25-2009, 04:25 PM

With all due respect to others already mentioned, this should be a mere formality. Given our club participation in the Striper Cup, and Mike "Redlite" Veracka's well documented accomplishments during the May-September event, I have to second the nomination of Redlite for S-B Angler of the year.