HOW IMPORTANT DOES A PERSON HAVE TO BE BEFORE THEY ARE CONSIDERED ASSASSINATED INSTEAD OF JUST MURDERED? 
   
   
   
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WHY DO YOU HAVE TO "PUT YOUR TWO CENTS IN".. BUT IT'S ONLY A "PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS?" WHERE'S THAT EXTRA PENNY GOING TO? 
   
   
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ONCE YOU'RE IN HEAVEN, DO YOU GET STUCK WEARING THE CLOTHES YOU WERE BURIED IN FOR ETERNITY? 
   
   
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WHY DOES A ROUND PIZZA COME IN A SQUARE BOX? 
   
   
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WHAT DISEASE DID CURED HAM ACTUALLY HAVE? 
   
   
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HOW IS IT THAT WE PUT MAN ON THE MOON BEFORE WE FIGURED OUT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO PUT WHEELS ON LUGGAGE? 
   
   
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? 
   
   
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IF A DEAF PERSON HAS TO GO TO COURT, IS IT STILL CALLED A 
HEARING? 
   
   
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WHY ARE YOU IN A MOVIE, BUT YOU'RE ON TV? 
   
   
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WHY DO PEOPLE PAY TO GO UP TALL BUILDINGS AND THEN PUT MONEY IN BINOCULARS TO LOOK AT THINGS ON THE GROUND? 
   
   
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WHY DO DOCTORS LEAVE THE ROOM WHILE YOU CHANGE? THEY'RE GOING TO SEE YOU NAKED ANYWAY. 
   
   
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WHY IS "BRA" SINGULAR AND "PANTIES" PLURAL? 
   
   
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WHY DO TOASTERS ALWAYS HAVE A SETTING THAT BURNS THE TOAST TO A HORRIBLE CRISP, WHICH NO DECENT HUMAN BEING WOULD EAT? 
   
   
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IF JIMMY CRACKS CORN AND NO ONE CARES, WHY IS THERE A STUPID SONG ABOUT HIM? 
   
   
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CAN A HEARSE CARRYING A CORPSE DRIVE IN THE CARPOOL LANE? 
   
   
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IF THE PROFESSOR ON GILLIGAN'S ISLAND CAN MAKE A RADIO OUT OF A COCONUT, WHY CAN'T HE FIX A HOLE IN A BOAT? 
   
   
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WHY DOES GOOFY STAND ERECT WHILE PLUTO REMAINS ON ALL FOURS? THEY'RE BOTH DOGS! 
   
   
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IF WILEY E. COYOTE HAD ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY ALL THAT ACME CRAP, WHY DIDN'T HE JUST BUY DINNER? 
   
   
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IF CORN OIL IS MADE FROM CORN, AND VEGETABLE OIL IS MADE FROM VEGETABLES, WHAT IS BABY OIL MADE FROM? 
   
   
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IF ELECTRICITY COMES FROM ELECTRONS, DOES MORALITY COME FROM MORONS? 
   
   
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DOES THE  
   
ALPHABET SONG   
   
 AND  
   
 TWINKLE, TWINKLE LITTLE STAR   
   
 HAVE THE SAME TUNE? 
   
   
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 WHY DID YOU JUST TRY SINGING THE TWO SONGS ABOVE? 
   
   
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WHY DO THEY CALL IT AN ASTEROID WHEN IT'S OUTSIDE THE HEMISPHERE, BUT CALL IT A HEMORROID WHEN IT'S IN YOUR BUTT? 
   
   
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride he sticks his head out the window? 
   
   
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